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1994-12-25
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TOP TEN THINGS VICE PRESIDENT GORE DOES WHEN
PRESIDENT CLINTON IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY
10. CRUISES AROUND IN AIR FORCE ONE PICKING UP
CHICKS
9. WAITS PATIENTLY AT WHITE HOUSE GATE LIKE A LONELY
LABRADOR RETRIEVER
8. PLAYS TIC TAC TOE WITH CABS
7. SAME AS WHEN CLINTON'S IN THE COUNTRY: SPENDS
DAY USING MASSIVE HEAD TO BUST COCONUTS
6. GIVES OUT HAMS
5. SLAPS AROUND GEORGE STEPHANOPOLIS
4. PUTS ON GIANT MOUSE COSTUME AND SCARES THE
HELL OUT OF SOCKS
3. BREAKS INTO CLINTON'S SECRET STASH OF
PRESIDENTIAL FRIES
2. CALLS DAN QUAYLE'S HOUSE AND SAYS "IS THE GENIUS
THERE?"
1. PRACTICES THE OLD POCKET VETO.
Letterman, Wednesday, December 7, 1994 originally aired January 14, 94
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994